Thursday, August 24, 2006

Where is your ears?

Incident 1
It happened around 12:40am while all of us were sleeping, suddenly Jo murmuring to me that he wanted to pee. I was initially pretended i didn't hear it as i was too tired and i couldn't make myself up to hold the potty for him. I knew he wanted to pee into the potty, but i still turned my body to other side and continued my sleep since i thought he could pee directly to his diaper.

After a while he murmured again, so this time i forced myself up as i knew he was in "extremely urgent" since he repeated twice to me. I up and without saying "just pee directly to your diaper" as i'm trying hard to make him calls me when he wants to pee at night. I went out my room to take the potty without wearing my spectacles and so when i held the potty for Jo.

He started to pee while i just took off the diaper halfway, i let out a great yell to my hubby and told him that Jo was pissing on me, mattress, floor and some in potty. I asked hubby up to help me as i couldn't stand due to my pyjamas has his urine too, i talked to hubby that at least he could take me my spectacles and bla..bla..bla...nonetheless he answered "emm.." and continued fallen into his slumberland.

Ok, nevermind, i took my spectacles and started my cleaning job and took bath again with a lot of earfuls to him. Till now, i couldn't make up my mind through how the "splashing" had happened since the moment i off my spectacles.

See, what a man can do when you are really get into a trouble.

Incident 2
It happened again this morning while we have our conversation in living room. I asked hubby whether this Saturday i can go to test my blood or not, he looked very funny to me and said "so, this Saturday i can't go to office la, you want to go down to HK and test your blood right?" I controlled myself not to raise up my voice though the "pissing" issue is not over yet, i replied him "i already told you yesterday that i'm going to test my blood in the local hospital here, and now you said Hk again??"

OK, conversation finished!

Incident 3
Then after a while, i felt so blurred when i saw him changing his office wear, i asked him "are you going to office now"?, he replied "yala, almost 8:30am now". What? Just now he said he would take half day leave and take a look to JO's new school but now he said he is going to office? However, i still managed myself not to raise up my voice though the "pissing" and "blood test" issues are not over yet, i asked him "Why just now you said later we go to Jo's school and now you said you are going to leave the house?", he looked very puzzled and replied "Huh?, did i say? Aiya, maybe we find another day la"..

Ok, this time i couldn't keep my temper already and said #!$%^&^*(%$ to him.

Hey, guy, "did you keep your ears when i'm talking, don't make me like talking to air, ok??".

18 comments:

jess said...

when this happen to me, i will talk loud loud at hubby's ear! :P

khongfamily said...

Hahha...sometimes it happens to me too. When I have to repeat 3 times, he is surely 'kena kau kau' from 'lou fu la'(tigress wifey). :)

Zara's Mama said...

Typical loh.. all the men also like that one.. 装聋作哑.

My husband also the same thing..

Sometimes I don't want to ask him to help also.. just do it myself.

shoppingmum said...

My hubby is also like that, before I finish talking, he already starts snoring. If it's not important, I'd rather keep things to myself, or talk to my girlfriends than telling him.
Can't blame him, he's too busy working already, and I didn't want to create more issues between us.

荦怡 said...

原来天下男人一般黑!
每次交代他做事,他都会“喔”一声答应,但最后问起他为何没把时办好时会说“你有跟我讲过吗?”
~荦怡的妈

LaundryAmah said...

aiya y all MEN liddat one?? But then ah,,the wake up part..my hubby dare not ignore either myself or the kid..hehe..weyo? he was dying to get my son diaper free (cos mamy poko very expensive lar!) so must wake up n train him to wee wee! i usually make him wake up to attend to kids crying etc...cos I kick his butt!

mumsgather said...

Hahahaha. All men are the same aren't they?

Grace said...

男人是这样的罗,结婚前他一定听,婚后就装聋。不过还好,残局都由我老公一手包办。

blurblur said...

All men are the same, aren't they? Or should i said all married men are the same...sigh...

Dragonmummy said...

same here lah. My man would always say "YOu got ask me meh?" or "when did you mention that?" and when I start talking to myself in my blog and told him because he doesnt listen to me, he says I never try to talk to him...

Little Ghost said...

唉!.............

magictree said...

Nice to know , I'm not the only one who married a 'hearing' problem husband!! Thank goodness, my pc doesn't hang up on me this time round(the last few weeks, hanged when visiting your site)

chooi peng said...

my husband more worst,
when i talk to my husband "topic A", he will reply me with his own "topic B" ? :p

Fannie said...

you are definitely not alone, dear! My hubby also the same pattern...need to raise my voice and ask him, are your ears open for words before I can discuss anything with him...even so, the conversation to him is still selective listening

jazzmint said...

kekeke typical men lahh..I also always have to repeat myself to the Big boy like thousands of time for one thing. Sometimes I get so frust I tell him this is the x time I'm telling you, you better remember and don't ask, or I'll freak out!! After that he dare not ask directly, but ask via MSN *roll eyes*

kelly said...

Haha..your hubby's very funny...He's like a big kid! Guess you have to keep reminding him to get things done.

IMMomsDaughter said...

It happens to most of us :) Except for the get up to help my son shee shee is HIS job, I assigned it to him but ocassionally will help :)

michelle said...

Men from Mars. Doesn't help to stress yourself, have to live with it.

Teach your son to pee in the toilet. Maybe have a little light in the toilet.