Got this from Elaine.
Found that very interesting, you know, sometime Chinese is being rated as "yau sat guo, mou fong guo" (有杀过，没放过), if you want to know are you truly a Chinese, then you can take up this questionnaire. If your answer is more than 50% “Yes”, then you are very “Chinese”.
Found that very interesting, you know, sometime Chinese is being rated as "yau sat guo, mou fong guo" (有杀过，没放过), if you want to know are you truly a Chinese, then you can take up this questionnaire. If your answer is more than 50% “Yes”, then you are very “Chinese”.
1. You like to eat chicken feet. [YES]
2. You suck on fish heads and fish fins. [YES, but only fried one]
3. You sing karaoke [YES]
4. Your house is covered with tiles. [YES]
5. Your kitchen is covered with a sticky film of grease. [NO]
6. Your stove is covered with aluminum foil. [NO]
7. You leave your plastic cover on your remote control. [YES]
8. You never kiss your mum or your dad. [YES]
9. You have worn glasses since your were in the Fifth grade. [NO]
10. Your hair sticks up when you get up. [NO]
11. You’ll haggle over something that is non negotiable. [NO]
12. You love to use coupons. [YES]
13. You drive around for hours looking for the best parking space. [NO]
14. You take showers at night. [YES]
15. You avoid the non-free snacks in hotel rooms. [YES]
16. You don’t mind squeezing 20 people into one motel room. [NO]
17. Most girls have more body hair than you, if you are a male. [NO]
18. You have a Christian name, although you are a Buddhist. [NO]
19. You tap the table when someone pours tea for you. [NO]
20. You say “aiya” and “wah” frequently. [YES]
21. You love Las Vegas, slot machines, and Blackjack. [NO]
22. You unwrap Xmas gifts carefully, so that you can use the wrapper paper again. [NO]
23. You use vinyl table cloth on the kitchen table. [NO]
24. You use dishwasher as a dish rack. [NO]
25. You save grocery bags, tin foils and tin containers. [YES, tin foils for redemption - MJ club]26. You have a piano in your living room. [NO]
27. You pick your teeth at the dinner table (but you cover your mouth) [NO]
28. You hate to waste food. [YES]
29. You have a Tupperware in the fridge with 3 bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing. [NO]30. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles, taken from hotels. [NO]
31. Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself. [NO]
32. You beat eggs with chopsticks. [NO]
33. You like congee with thousand-year-old egg. [NO]
34. You prefer your shrimps with heads and legs still attached. [NO]
35. You never call your parents to say Hi. [NO]
36. If you live outside, and when your parents call, they’ll ask if you have eaten, even if it is midnight. [NO]
37. When you're sick, your parents will ask you to refrain from eating fried food, and diagnosed your sickness as “yit hei” [YES]
38. You starve yourself before going to all-u-can-eat places. [NO]
39. You always know someone who can get you a good deal on jewelry or electronics. [NO]
40. Even if totally full, and when someone suggested throwing away the leftover on the table, you will finish them. [YES]
41. When you visit homes, you bring along oranges (or other produce) as gifts. [NO]
42. You fight over who pays the dinner bill. [YES]
43. You major in something practical, like engineering, medicine or law. [NO]
44. You are 30 yrs old, you still live with your parents, and they prefer it that way. [NO]
45. You are 30 yrs old and married, you live in an apartment next door to your parents, or at least in the same neighbourhood. [NO]
46. You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl, but decline to eat the last piece of food on the table. [YES]
47. Your favourite number is 3 or 8. [8]
48. You know why we must end this with 48. [NO]
31 out of 48 is [NO]! Test has shown that I am not a CHINESE, but i tell you explicitly, I AM truly a CHINESE! No fake!